And more excuses for the adult student
1) I was going to study. I always study and yet I can’t seem to spot an ‘A’ anywhere on my university transcript. Whose to say I should be surprised? Its not like I’m spending my days toting around campus with my new academic ‘crew’.
2) I am a full time employee, working 5 days a week 9-5. Mother. Wife. Daughter. Granddaughter. Sister. Girlfriend. Student. All in that order. That is what I have going on. I’m grown. I’ve got stuff to do. So the last thing I need to do is make up excuses for why I didn’t study. Where would I begin?
3) My van broke down and I spent the last week chasing the Mississauga Transit
I borrowed my brother’s lowered eagle talon but I’ve been slowly poisoning myself from Carbon Monoxide inhalation being so low to the ground. I’ve basically been smoking other people’s mufflers for several days. I can’t study under those conditions…
4) My kids wouldn’t give me a break. Every time I asked them to leave me alone the spoke to me even more. They were getting on my nerves – so I had to take them to the mall.
5) My friends came over unexpectedly…you don’t expect me to study and leave them alone do you? What kind of host would I be?
6) Work gave me too much work to do. I couldn’t study at lunch.
7) I was tired and I fell asleep during the last chapter.
I didn’t feel like it.
9) I had a headache.
10) I wanted to remember what it felt like to be irresponsible.
So there. You can pick and choose any excuse from the bunch – because they are all the truth. Now i’m going to study. Really.
PLEASE tell me that adorable creature is your daughter!
and LMAO at number 3, you should see my boyfriends’ car. I used to drive it to work everyday and it had this HUGE wing of a spoiler in the back.
My co-workers would constantly ask if they could get a ride in my AIRPLANE as I’d pull into the parking lot .
I’d take Carbon Monoxide poisoning over that ridicule ANY DAY! lol
Comment by Abi — October 7, 2008 @ 2:21 pm |
Dee, you kill me. Poor thing… . All I could do was laugh. What is that famous saying, what doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger. LOL, in regards to the Carbon Monoxide, too funny.
On the record, the Shut-up article was to die for. I know that someone’s ass would be out on the street walking. Lord please give me patience. I will forever thing of you Dee!
Until next time,
Dals
Comment by Dalia — October 7, 2008 @ 3:23 pm |
P.S. Where in the world did you get these pictures. That alone had me rolling…..
Comment by Dalia — October 7, 2008 @ 3:25 pm |
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
Denise, where the hell did you get that picture?
I couldn’t stop laughing at this childs expression!
She reminds me of the female version of chris from everybody hates chris!
Comment by Heather — October 7, 2008 @ 8:18 pm |