5 Types of Men Women avoid
Before I start this list – I must note that I find it astonishing that men can almost ALWAYS find someone regardless of what category they may align with. Women…Yeah not so much. That being said – here is what I was able to come up with.
1) Men who need to hire someone to do everything around the house
My mother had this one complaint about my father. It wasn’t that he was unfaithful or at times malicious, but that …he couldn’t or wouldn’t do very much work around the house. Not every man needs to be a Mike Holmes or a Class A mechanic, but at least know when something is going wrong or have an idea how to fix it – or when to call in a professional.
It would be beneficial for ones self, to know how to check the fluids in a car – or change a light bulb. If you are an able bodied individual, and you refuse to learn how to help yourself, please ensure that you are quite wealthy – because you will have to pay someone to do your landscaping, mowing, shoveling, painting, plumbing, electric work, maybe even your laundry – because modern women have opted out of that too ( see previous post)….
My advice? Someone – SOMEONE is going to figure out that you don’t have a clue about what is going on – and they will charge you an arm and a leg for a half a$$ed job.
Please ask one of your friends if you can help out around the garage and the yard to learn a few tricks. Pass them a hammer – a star head screwdriver… do something! When someone is working on a project at your house – don’t go golfing. Stay and watch what they are doing, please. That way when your wife runs off with the gardener – you can be certain to rule one reason out.
2) Men who never intend on leaving home
He has a job – sure…but why aren’t any of the bills in his name? Why is he still under his parent’s insurance at 35 years old? Why doesn’t he know what a credit score is – and why is he still living in the same room he grew up in? Why can’t he close the room door when a lady friend comes to visit?
A ‘move’ into his parent’s basement only counts as independence if he’s paying rent – and he better have a plan to leave. These men are not ashamed of their seeming ineptitude. They feel they’ve won the ‘life lottery’. After all, he is the last one standing – and all the other siblings have moved out…he’s simply waiting for his parents to kick the bucket so he can inherit the family estate. Oh – and ladies – he’s moving you in – parents or no parents. That’s right.
My advice. Sigh. I guess there is something to be said for security – but this is taking it too far. He’s worried he can’t keep a lady interested– but can’t seem to make the connection that having his parents in the next room is not appealing.
You are a grown man – please, please, please – unless your parents need assistance (and you are actually helping them) – try life on your own – even for 1 year – then try going back home. If you actually prefer it there – you need to write a book about your parents because I want to know what they’re doing.
3) Men who are ‘only good for pictures’
This picture perfect ‘Pretty Boy’ always appears to be a good catch. His photo is proudly displayed in several albums across the city. He is everyone’s ‘ex’. You know him…he’s the one who can’t keep a job and when he does have one, has the audacity to quit. He has a great taste in style, a super sweet smile and no fixed address. He may need you to pick him up – or if he has a car – there is certain to be a female name on the ownership document. Everyone knows him by a different name and occupation (Who is Kareem? I know a guy named ‘Fabian’ by the same description – but he’s a police officer…)
He is the one who discovers at 30 that his life’s dreams are a mere step away – so he spontaneously begins a musical career. That does not mean he enrolls in music lessons folks – he needs not an instrument – for his very presence is his talent. His ego rivals that of anyone who has actually accomplished something – yet he has yet to finish anything he starts…school, training, driver’s ed…raising his child…
I’m finding it really hard to give advice to these men – probably because I’m not being very objective – but I can try.
My advice? Pick up a book – you know that rectangular object with paper on your night table? If you can find a Bible, Proverbs is a good book to begin with. It’s always relevant, it teaches humility, integrity and might even boost your IQ. You may also want to check out the provincial and federal laws because what you are doing borders on fraud.
4) Men who suffer from the ‘Adam’ syndrome
These men have a few things in common. They attended Sunday or Sabbath school as a child, have a severe lack of self control, and may not have been breastfed. Who is he, you ask? He is the man who learned and mastered the instruction of Genesis 1:28, ‘Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth’ – and that’s all he aims to do in his short life; – fill the Earth with his beloved seed from sea to shining sea.
From the time they are 12 they attempt to recreate the story of Noah – the father of all nations. What happened? I have to believe that these men were not nursed which is why they can’t keep their eyes (or hands) off anything with breasts and two legs. That’s all it takes. And to top it all off – they neither acknowledge, support, nor parent their offspring. They have so many court dates, they could open a child support charity.
These men should not be surprised when women start to avoid them in later years. After fooling many mates into thinking they were offering a commitment (rather than community service) – word gets around. Sooner or later the females will begin to send emails…your picture will be on websites – it gets really ugly. Most all what you are doing is unfair. Its unfair the women who keeps hooking up with other men – just like you -and unfair for the children who need to get blood tests every time they are interested in someone because they might be related.
My advise to you is to read the REST of the Bible. Child rearing is not for the faint at heart. Hebrews 12:7 Endure hardship as discipline; God is treating you as sons. For what son is not disciplined by his father? And please – get a vasectomy.
5) Men who get stuck in Freud’s Genital stage
Genital stage: post puberty
Physical focus: genitals
Psychological theme: maturity and creation and enhancement of life. So this is not just about creating new life (reproduction) but also about intellectual and artistic creativity. The task is to learn how to add something constructive to life and society.
Adult character: The genital character is not fixed at an earlier stage. This is the person who has worked it all out. This person is psychologically well-adjusted and balanced.
According to Freud to achieve this state you need to have a balance of both love and work.
Note that successful completion of this stage requires BALANCE and growth. Men who get stuck in this stage are the ones who carry the same demeanor they did in high school. While not being able to communicate with the opposite sex or all levels of hierarchy in a social network might have been okay at 15 – it’s not at 30. These men might be grown with facial hair – but still wear unkempt braids, baggy pants, or they might prefer jogging pants and dirty jeans. Collared shirts make them melt, and don’t ask them if they have dress shoes…oh no! If Nike is not welcome there – they shall not enter! Their health is questionable because take-out is a staple diet and they own every game system known to man. They watch Japanese Anime – even the adult kind. They find it difficult to keep up with hygiene requirements and can seldom account for their employment earnings. They have as less goals and dreams as they did when they were half their age. The biggest problem with this is – unlike other male-types…they really can’t get a girlfriend.
My advice?
These men are overdue for an appointment with a psychologist. Especially if they have symptoms of the ‘Adam syndrome’, or/and exhibit tendencies to ‘never leave home’. It’s only a matter of time before they become depressed and then it isn’t even funny anymore. It is just a blasted disaster.
And no one wants that.
Its never too late to try something different…
Dee
Love this list– absolutely hilarious!
Comment by RenaissanceTrophyWife — May 5, 2009 @ 8:49 pm |